Peace of mindPeace of MindPeace of mind
(Scene opens to a black man and white man sat at desks in suits. The black man is very angry and the white man isn’t easily stirred)
WAR: I do try you know.
DEATH: It’s all right we know.
WAR: I don’t think you do. No one protests “death never solved anything”
DEATH: Yeah their protesting days seem to be done with me.
WAR: Ergh, plarg Yuk! Protesters make me sick! SICK! War never solved anything. Yeah sure aside from Nazism, slavery and communism war never solved anything.
DEATH: War, calm down.
WAR: NO! This isn’t
That Snack Bar in the SkyThat Snack Bar in the SkyThat Snack Bar in the Sky
(Scene opens to 3 men sat in the middle of a row of deckchairs Moses, Sampson and Jonah)
SAMPSON: With the jawbone of an ass I killed 1000 men, with the jawbone of an Ass I piled them up in piles.
(All contemplate)
JONAH: No, Sampson it still doesn’t rhyme.
MOSES: Have you tried rapping it? I hear Goliath can do a pretty mean beatbox.
JONAH: What is that leviathan doing in Heaven? I earned my right to be here even if the jerks I saved didn’t.
MOSES: He was here all along. He was a Ringer for Gabriel from the early day
King of KingsKing of KingsKing of Kings
(Scene opens with the DEVIL and GOD sat at a table playing a card game of some description with a huge fruit bowl full of apples at the table the DEVIL picks one up rubs it on his jacket and takes a bite whilst holding his cards close to his chest)
DEVIL: Mmmmm knowledgeable. Here’s something I never got big G, the apples thing right. Why didn’t the snake get a piece?
GOD: What’s that?
DEVIL: Well think of it this way. Man obeys God, snake walks along. Man doesn’t obey God, snake banished to floor, pain a plenty.
GOD: So what’s your point?
DEV
Take that museHappiest Places on EarthTake that muse
(Scene opens with an American MAN stood in the middle of the stage in florescent yellow jacket zipped up with back trousers and hands in his pockets with a cigarette in his mouth)
MAN: (gesticulates to side of the stage) Yeah back bring it back little more, little more there you go. (surley) yeah thank you, you rude cow. Pah you’d think I chose this as a career the way you people go. “yes mommy when I grow up I want to direct traffic in and out of Disney world”. (JAKE enters from the side looking around confused) Top of the world Ma!
JAKE: You seem happy must be a dream c
gungirl2The Supermarket“How did the exams go?” he asks, a slight stutter in his voice betraying his excited, unvoiced line of questioning: ‘Are you leaving us?’The Supermarket
You try, unconvincingly, to say that they went okay – not that you could be sure, yet – and list all the work that you’ve done; try and prove that you’re not a waster, even though you yourself remain unconvinced.
As he speaks, he pulls you down, and you can almost feel his outstretched, grasping hands on you, as he teases you about your future career plans. You’ve grown up with this national aversion to success, so it shouldn’t be a surprise. But it still ruffles your feathers, mak
hello darkness my old friend...shit its the pigs!
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I Am The EvaMonkey, Coo Coo Cachoo
GEEK PRIDE!!
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my new website [link] <------new site
I'll see you at the cemetery, and then we'll be together again.
If you care about the depressed copy and paste this sentence i
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Entering a universe of sanity and metronomic order with quite-mad coocoo newness...
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Wake up and smell the formaldehyde.
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